Do you know what a Balinese kiss is? It's one of those things you only find out about if you have to. My version of the story starts with the running engine of a motorbike. I had rented it from a lady on the street for $40 a month. … [Read more...]
You’ll Never Leave New York
When I announced that I was moving, the guy at my local deli leaned over his glass case and yelled, “You’ll never leave New York.” Truth is, he might be right. Every time I fly into this city, no matter how glamorous or exotic the previous destination, my mind always sighs thank god I’m back in New York. The truth stings because NYC isn't always kind to me. It’s dirty. There’s always something to complain about: the weather, subway, Mayor Deblasio, cops, parking, traffic, rent, taxes, dating. At any moment, I can join in and bitch with the … [Read more...]